Timely Pictures!
Thursday August 27th 2009, 10:08 am
Filed under: Better Than The Machine, Friends

I finally got ahold of some of the pictures from Better Than The Machine’s trip to Florida in 2007 (Project Breakout Champs–woo!) that I’ve been bugging people for since the day we got home. Thanks Carlos! Here’s a sampling:

So Very Early
Traveling so very early. Carlos, wake up!!! You have to drive us!

Miami!
Miami!

Smoking
Hey kids, smoking’s not cool. It just makes you look cool.

Time To Relax!
There’s no time for rules when it’s time to relax! I am not passed out in this picture, I just giggled my way to the ground.

Passed Out
In this picture, however, I am most definitely passed out.

Thanks again, Los.

–Reid.

Addendum: It turns out I owe thanks to Christina for taking the last picture. Thanks a whole bunch, CR.

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Now playing: Deathray – Let’s Be Friends
via FoxyTunes



All 5 Machines Live Thursday Night!
Wednesday August 26th 2009, 12:32 pm
Filed under: Better Than The Machine

Sketchblock Thursday is almost here!

It’s at the National Comedy Theater (347 W. 36th St., between 8th & 9th), the former home of Sketchblock Sundays. I wonder if they have anything to do with each other.

The great and friendly Chris and Paul Show, The High Scores, and maybe Chocolate Cake City will be performing. We will have some new material, some old material, and some old material played off as new material, with me in it. That’s right. All five machines!! Be there! What are you even waiting for?!

Get in line now! Bring tents! (Don’t really bring tents.)

–Reid.



BTTM Video: The Wingman
Tuesday August 25th 2009, 10:37 am
Filed under: Better Than The Machine

Monday’s video, “The Wingman,” was created for a online Jim Beam commercial contest. We didn’t win, but the video’s still really funny! There’re three others that we’ll be releasing eventually. This one was directed and edited by Ballard and features his somewhat famous friend and very talented actor and improviser Meg DeFrancesco (she’s appeared on the The Colbert Report and at the Upright Citizens Brigade, both many times).

Remember: new videos are posted every Monday at betterthanthemachine.net. Why don’t you just go ahead and do yourself a favor and sign up for our email list? It’s on our homepage under “Contact”. All the cool kids are doing it!

Don’t let the machine get you down!

–Reid, from NYC.



Hello, City.
Friday August 21st 2009, 1:03 pm
Filed under: NYC

I am in The City and I am of The City; The City and I are one. And we are one hot and tired City/man combination! I say this to you foul sun: give up your evil heatwaving ways, for you face… The Tick!


Hot Sun!

No wait, no. That’s not right at all.

You face me sitting in front of this air conditioner for two whole weeks! A foul and ill tempered sun indeed; and humidity… does Mother Nature know no more wretched form of evil?!

–Reid.

P.S. Spoon!



Featured On YouTube and Going Places!
Wednesday August 19th 2009, 8:37 pm
Filed under: Better Than The Machine, NYC

Better Than The Machine’s Take Aim is featured on YouTube/Comedy.
Also I am going to New York City tomorrow. Watch out!

–Reid.



No Longer Ashamed Of My Curly Hair
Sunday August 16th 2009, 1:37 pm
Filed under: Me, Myself, and Reid

I figured I should put up a new picture to show off my newfangled curly hair. So I did.

No Longer Ashamed Of My Curly Hair

Thanks for taking the picture, Mom.

–Reid.

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Now playing: The Spinto Band – Oh Mandy
via FoxyTunes



Demetri Martin: Funny.
Saturday August 15th 2009, 10:38 pm
Filed under: Family, Sodapopcornculture

Just saw Demetri Martin live at the Ellie Caulkins Opera House (which in itself was really neat) at the DCPA with my folks. There were a thousand people in the audience, and Martin basically just spouted off unrelated one-liners for two solid hours (definitely cut from the Steven Wright cloth, like another one of my favorite super-lanky comedians). It was one of the best stand up shows I’ve seen. I highly recommend checking Martin out if you’re not familiar with him. He has a show on Comedy Central (Important Things With Demetri Martin) that combines stand up and sketch comedy that I like quite a lot. He was also on Flight of the Conchords and The Daily Show, for a few episodes (of both).

I’d like to say it’s definitely worth checking out his material before he gets big, but I guess I arrived a little late to the Demetri Martin game. Now I’m going to fall asleep watching The Tick (the animated series) and hopefully have funny dreams.

–Reid.

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Now playing: Matt & Kim – Daylight Outro (Remix)
via FoxyTunes



“Chemo Brain” or “Reid No Think So Good Right Now”
Thursday August 13th 2009, 2:55 pm
Filed under: Leukemia

‘Chemo Brain,’ the Fog After Chemotherapy, Gets More Attention

“Nearly every chemotherapy patient experiences short-term problems with memory and concentration. But about 15 percent suffer prolonged effects of what is known medically as chemotherapy-induced cognitive impairment.

“The symptoms are remarkably consistent: a mental fogginess that may include problems with memory, word retrieval, concentration, processing numbers, following instructions, multitasking and setting priorities.”

Sounds familiar, though I can’t remember why.

–Reid.



Damn you Christina Reynolds and Will Nunziata!
Tuesday August 11th 2009, 12:48 pm
Filed under: Friends

Yesterday:

“Oh, you’re going to have stomach problems without that gallbladder.”
“No I’m not. I haven’t had any yet!”
“Just you wait.”

Today:

Ow, my stomach. You jerks cursed me!

–Reid.



“Wall Street Bum” and good things I can say about cancer. Seriously.
Monday August 10th 2009, 2:30 pm
Filed under: Better Than The Machine, Leukemia

I forgot to mention this in my previous post, although I’ve been thinking about it for a few days.

I had written the video that was released today before I got sick. It’s interesting to consider that by having to leave the scene for awhile due to my Leukemia, the sketch became much more topical in 2009 than it would’ve been in 2007.

Additionally, I guess I really have to consider that in 2007, when the script was set in a subway, it probably would’ve simply been shelved because a) Paul has a legitimate fear of getting punched in the nose by someone on the subway who doesn’t want to be filmed, and b) as writers, we sometimes have trouble thinking outside the box the we’ve written ourselves into. Moving the filming outside of subway cars? That seems like a really, really simple fix, but it never occured to me.

I think, again, thanks to the Leukemia (what a weird four words to put together), I got the chance to get a lot more input from the group, I got the chance to have Ballard direct the video, and Paul’s camera broke (another good thing disguised as a really bad one?) and he bought Betsy. Just a lot of stuff that all made it better, I think.

So, there you go, cancer, I’ve given you two years of my life and I’m thanking you for making me wait to shoot this video. Remember that, because it probably won’t happen again.

Stupid cancer.

–Reid.